office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We left the knife in your bed.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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