the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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