Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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