ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize