i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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