I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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