hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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