Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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