dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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