I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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