i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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