I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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