She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So squirting runs in the family.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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