yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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