she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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