i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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