I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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