At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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