Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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