just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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