The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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