I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
