I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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