if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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