Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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