so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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