I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
