Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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