Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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