After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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