you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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