Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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