We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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