im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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