So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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