sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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