either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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