I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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