I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
