Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
