i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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