grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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