if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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