I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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