I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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