In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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