If that was your dad, he is hot
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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