well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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