Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Vodka?
Forever.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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