But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
