he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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