Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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