I hate your face
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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