"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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